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Sat, Nov. 20th, 2004, 11:30 pm
i am exactly 12 lbs heavier than i was last year.

If I were a month I would be: February i do think.

If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday. THE OC BITCH!

If I were a time of day I would be: 7 o'clock

If I were a planet I would be: Uranus. haha..it just sounds so funny!

If I were a sea animal I would be: a sea slug.

If I were a direction I would be: *thinks* i think...i would be...north.

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A bed. I'm lazy. and spend most of my time in one.

If I were a historical figure I would be: Anne Boylen. what a fuckin bitch. oh yea, she was a slut as well. yay for that.

If I were a liquid I would be: Dr freakin Pepper

If I were a stone, I would be: Aquamarine

If I were a tree, I would be: A weeping willow, I cry too much.

If I were a bird, I would be: the most annoying kind you can have.

If I were a tool, I would be: A screw driver.

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a daaaiiissssyyy

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: stormy and rainy, with a rainbow thrown in.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a violin. beeecauuuse if you don't know how to deal with it..then its ugly sounding, but once you know what you're doing its pretty.

If I were an animal, I would be: a goat or a llama. probably a llama because they spit.

If I were a color, I would be: yellow i think

If I were an emotion, I would be: moodswing.

If I were a vegetable, I would be: celery

If I were a sound, I would be: a very annoying bird

If I were a car, I would be: A convertable

If I were a song, I would be: Saying Goodbye

If I were a poem, I would be written by: Lord Byron.

If I were a food, I would be: a pineapple

If I were a place, I would be: london

If I were a material, I would be: sandpaper

If I were a taste, I would be: sweet and sour

If I were a scent, I would be: warm vanilla sugar

If I were a religion, I would be: going to hell

If I were a word, I would be: what?

If I were an object, I would be: *laughs imature-ly at all the options* uh i'll go with what Nick said "a roller coaster"

If I were a body part I would be: boobs.

If I were a facial expression I would be: a smile

If I were a subject in school I would be: history

If I were a cartoon character I would be: Ralph Wiggum

If I were a shape I would be a: a circle

If I were a number I would be: infinity.